Elsbeth
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Elsbeth: Is there anything I can do to help?
Captain Wagner: You've been spying on me the whole time, and now you want to help?
Elsbeth: Elsbeth Tascioni. The Consent Decree.
Quinn: Love Consent. So important.
Kaya: You must really love dogs.
Mimi: Well, they're so much better than people.
I couldn't see what was right in front of me, and I'm a detective. I should've known.
Captain Wagner
I found her. I found Gonzo. She was safe in The Rambles. I gave her all the food I had in my pants, but she needs love and shelter for the night. I can't take her home. I have five dogs. I'd happily take a sixth, but my partner said she'd move out. I considered it, but I think I have to choose her this time.
Mimi
Elsbeth: I fed Quinn fake information about an ex-con clown, and she put it on the app within five minutes. Ellen was right.
Captain Wagner: Ex-con clown? Ellen who? What is happening?
If you don't keep up with new tech, you won't have a job in five years.
Detective Edwards
Elsbeth: I'm having a housewarming party. I bought a place. I'm a New Yorker.
Detective Donnelly: You most certainly are not.
Nora: You won't let me pick anything.
Ashton: Not true. You picked Derek.
Nora: You set us up.
Ashton: You're welcome.
This family that you're marrying into may seem well off, but we are, in fact, for lack of a better term, dirty stinking rich.
Ashton
Elsbeth: That's terrible and it seemed like such a beautiful wedding. Mine was nothing like this. It had way more pleated pants and mosquitos.
Detective Donnelly & Officer Blanke: You're married?
Elsbeth: I am? Oh, no. Oh my god, you scared me. No. No, I'm divorced.
It looks like a clear-cut accident. People doing stupid stuff at weddings. Like having them. Sorry. Bad divorce.
Detective Donnelly
