Turk Dances Like a Gopher

Turk does his impression of the Gopher dance at the end of Caddy Shack while he's telling his patient's dad that his son will never walk again. Can you think of a better way to tell him?
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Cox and Turk Watch

Dr. Cox and Turk watch just how dumb The Todd is yet somehow is still a skilled surgeon. It's a question we often ask as well.
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Donald Faison as Turk

Donald Faison stars as Dr. Christopher Turk, J.D.'s best friend and a surgeon at Sacred Heart. These two BFFs share a legendary bromance.
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Scrubs Quotes

Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper.
Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor?
Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!"
Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do?
Turk: Elliot, I don't know.
Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it.
Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?

Ah, checking Mr. Countertop's heart rate. (Slams a pack of paper on the countertop, hurting Keith's ears) Memories. Do you know that once, Dr. Cox made me give every air conditioning unit in this hospital a pap smear? The wacky thing is room 403 did have some yeast issues.

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