Ted has been telling his children this story for nine years, and it shows

Barney's Hot-Crazy Scale is a classic How I Met Your Mother joke

Ted takes Stella on a 2 minute Date for her lunch break on How I Met Your Mother.

A typical shift at work leaves Robin really frustrated

Wait.. what happened to the pineapple on How I Met Your Mother? A deleted DVD scene reveals the answer.

Barney Stinson meets his baby daughter Ellie on the series finale of How I Met Your Mother.

Ted reads to Tracy in this scene from the How I Met Your Mother finale. She would not survive.

This callback to the How I Met Your Mother pilot was not how fans were hoping the finale would end.

Yup, Ted and Robin. These two ended up together on How I Met Your Mother.

Ted meets Blah Blah (real name Carol, but Ted can't remember it) while playing World of Warcraft but she ordered him to tell his friends they met in a cooking class instead. It didn't take long for Ted to figure out she was on the wrong end of the Hot Crazy Scale. Eventually Lily hears Blah Blah ended up at the psych ward at Bellevue.

Ted thought she was the perfect girl and was completely clueless as to why his friends hated her. But as soon as they told him, he couldn't drown out the sound. Cathy talked too much. He soon dumped her and when they met much later she's married to a man who's deaf.

Ted broke up with Natalie on her birthday. Twice! First over her answering machine with her friends listening as they gathered for her party. Then after winning her back, he realizes it's not going to work and he broke up with her again, this time in person. However it was unfortunate that he failed to remember it was her birthday once again.