Charlie {to Jason]: You know, a very bad person invented trigonometry.

Charlie: What if [Brooke] likes Drew?
Jason: Then you know the score, that she has bad taste.

Gallerygoer: Are you just making shit up now?
Daniela: Yeah, about half of it.

Jason: More wine, right?
Daniela: Well, I think it would be foolish not to.
Jason: Ah, that's why I love you.

Jason: Daniela pointed out that if you're having a little celebration at my local bar, then it's probably a desperate plea for my attention.
Ryan: That's fair.
Jason: And if I didn't show up, I' be an asshole.
Ryan: Your wife is a beautiful genius and I appreciate her.

Jason: Who are you?
Amanda: You don't recognize me?

Jason: You know me, right?
Matt: I don't think so.
Jason: Come on, Matt.
Matt: How do you know me?
Jason: 'Cause I come in here all the time.

Dr. Randolph: Mr. Dessen, what brings you to our ER?
Jason: I think there's something wrong with my mind.

Leighton: He could be out there, spilling all our secrets.
Amanda: We should go to the police.
Dawn: We've lost four people and you want to bring more attention to Velocity?
Amanda: If you were a man of science like Jason, where would you go?

But I care 'cause for this fleeting moment, you get to sit in a classroom and ponder the mysteries of our existence. And that is great.

to Jason's class}

Well, shit, where the fuck have you been?

Ryan [to Jason]

What if the person who abducted me ... is me?

Jason [to Daniela]