Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 14: "That Damn Donna Reed" Quotes
Dean: (about Donna Reed) She seems happy.
Lorelai: She's medicated.
Rory: And acting from a script.
Lorelai: Written by a man.
Rory: Well said, Sister Suffragette.
Rory: Can brains hurt?
Lorelai: Yes, it's hypochondria hour.
Rory: No, I'm serious. Last night when I was reading my biology chapters I distinctly heard a ping in the vicinity of my brain.
Lorelai: Your brain pinged?
Rory: Yeah. It just went like 'dink.'
Lorelai: Well then, honey, your brain dinked. It didn't ping.
Taylor: When standards slip, families flee and in comes the seedy crowd. You got trouble, my friends.
Lorelai: Right here in River City!
Taylor: This is not funny, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Ok, how about this? I'll help you. I love to paint.
Luke: You do?
Lorelai: Yes, I do.
Luke: You love it?
Lorelai: I want to marry it.
Luke: You have strange passions.
Rory: She likes washing dishes too. She's multi-faceted abnormal.
Rory: What's in there?
Dean: A salad.
Rory: Salad?
Dean: Yeah, it's a quaint dish sometimes used to precede large quantities of pizza.
(Lorelai and Rory give him strange looks)
Dean: It's for me.
Rory: Clearly.
Sookie: Well, you call someone and say "Can you come over and help me look for my loose chick"...it's a little...
Lorelai: A little what?
Sookie: Sounds a little like code for "I'm not wearing any underwear".
(to Luke) I mean, if I didn't have a chick here, why did you think I was calling?
Lorelai
Lorelai: So, dinner, thoughts?
Rory: Let's have some.