The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 5 Episode 11: "Homer the Vigilante" Quotes
Bart: The burglar even took my stamp collection!
Lisa: You! Had a stamp collection!? (everybody laughs *phone rings*)
Nelson: Stamp collection!? Haha!
Jimbo: You let me down, man! Now I don't believe in nothin'! I'm goin' to law school!
Homer: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Good Lord! My Stormin' Norman commemorative plates stolen! Again
Principal Skinner
Homer: No burning leaves without a permit!
Man: But I have one!
Homer: Too late!
Well, it looks like we have our first caller. And I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show.
Kent Brockman
So I said to him, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."
I'm filled with piss and vinegar! At first, I was just filled with vinegar.
Grampa
Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell!
Apu