"Eric's Burger Job"

With her parents out of town, Donna tries to drop hints that she wants alone time with Eric, but he's too preoccupied with his job at Fatso Burger to notice.

"Battle of the Sexists"

When Red's hours get cut at work, he spends time at home fixing things to Kitty's chagrin. Donna beats Eric at basketball.

"Streaking"

President Ford is coming to town. Red is given a chance to ask him a question, Donna is stuck wearing a patriotic jumpsuit, and the gang streaks.

"Eric's Birthday"

Despite Eric's wishes, Kitty is planning a surprise 17th party for him and invites home his sister, Laurie, from college to help. Donna gets relationship advice from Jackie.

"That '70s Pilot"

Eric learns he's getting his dad's old Vista Cruiser and invites all his friends to a Todd Rundgren concert in Milwaukee.

That 70's Show Quotes

Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.

Kitty: Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.
Red: Out of town.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: I told them not to.