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19 TV War Heroes to Salute on Veterans Day

19 TV War Heroes to Salute on Veterans Day

Ready to celebrate Veterans Day, TV Fanatics? On this special occasion, we honor those who have fought for our country... according to the world of television at least.
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South Park Review: Gangnamstein

South Park Review: Gangnamstein

On South Park, Stan must find a way to save his friends from a gang of criminals and survive his dad, who is slowly going insane after buying a Blockbuster, all by using the power of FaceTime.
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South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.