Quotes
Max: This place is a freakin cat factory!
Caroline: And they're alive, how refreshing!
If I had know all that craziness was going on in your head, I would have ordered YOU some Mexican painkillers.
Max
I've recently lost all my money and the promise of a bright future, and I've organized that in a file in my head labeled "Do not open until you are stronger".
Caroline
If the cops come tomorrow, I will run like a girl.
Max
Omg a hoarder hoarding another hoarder?? Happy birthday to me!
Max
And then I kissed his beautiful girlfriend, who's black and British. The two cool things I can never be
Max
So much to do.
Lucas
I have an idea that might help us even the odds.
Mira
Sonic WAVEEE!!!!!!!
Taylor
He has the IQ of a squirrel.
Alexis
What Elvis can't be brown. I'm El-vis.
Esposito
This is the worst impromptu bachelor party while on case ever!
Castle