Chuck Quotes
I heard you were a lemon, but this is pathetic Bartowski, even for you.
Casey
Chuck: Oh God, someone shoot me now
Roark: I can help you with that Chuck. Oh, a little shotgun wedding. Just think, that terrible pun is the last thing you'll hear
Here's my personal number, but your fingers better be on fire
Casey [to Chuck]
Chuck: See, guys can hug
Casey: Not if they don't have their man parts
Chuck: Hey the team's back together again, group hug!
Casey: One more step it'll be your last .. no hugs
Chuck: In the car I go
Morgan [to Big Mike]: The truth is, I just wanted you to stop dating my mother.
Lester: You should be so lucky that a man of his stature would defile your mother
Vincent: I'm at the motel, mile south of the base. They just checked in, you want me to kill them?
Roarke: No, no, Vincent I may need them for leverage, when the tests are complete, feel free to use whatever despicable acts of violence are in your nature, you can eat them if you want
Chuck: ...why are you here? Risking everything that you worked so hard for.
Sarah: Because after everything that you've done for this country you deserve to find your father, to get the Intersect out your head and to have a chance at a normal life.
Chuck: Thank you.
Sarah: You don't have to thank me, it's my job to protect you.
Chuck: What about when it's not your job? What happens to us then?
Sarah: One mission at a time, Chuck
Casey: You drive or I'll end you.
Chuck: End me? Oh yeah, how you gonna do that? You don't have a gun.
Casey: Don't think I can't kill you with my thump or my elbow, nerd bludgeoned by a radiator.
Chuck: You can't kill me with that radiator; it is far too confined in this car for you to get the appropriate torque.
Casey: Strangle you with this handcuff chain.
Chuck: Yeah, yeah, you could probably do that
Casey: Drop it.
Sarah: Can't do that, John.
Chuck: Guys, guys, guys, guys let's just... let's just take a minute here, remember, we are a team.
Casey and Sarah: Stay in the car!
Chuck: Technically, I still have one foot in the car
Casey: What do you call your move anyway
Chuck: What movie?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you... what do you call that?
Chuck: The morgan
Sarah: The morgan?
Chuck: He invented in high school when girls were beating him up. You kinda duck a little bit.. protect the important.. face.. [points to private parts]
Congratulations, you now qualify for conjugal visits
Casey [to Chuck about marrying Jill]
