Friends Season 2 Episode 11: "The One with the Lesbian Wedding" Quotes
Carol: (About Ben) So how did everything go?
Ross: Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.
(To Rachel) You know it's funny. When my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case, it's actually kind of true.
Chandler
(To Rachel) I see you here and I keep thinking "Why can't I have this?" I want adventures. I want to hang out. I want a Chandler.
Mrs. Green
It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days Of Our Lives. Then I started thinking about all of us and how these are the days of our lives.
Joey
(Singing to Ross) Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor!
Chandler
Mrs. Green: Oh my God! There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello!
Rachel: Yeah, well, just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
Rachel: (Holding a tray of coffee) Okay, who ordered what?
Ross: Oh, I believe I ordered the half drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim.
Chandler: Yes, and that with the cigarette butt floating in it, is that decaf?
I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. Oh, I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.
Mrs. Green
Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "Ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it."
Phoebe
Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, there's laughing in my head.
Phoebe: Do you wanna sit?
Mr. Adelman: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up.
(To Rachel) You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
Mrs. Green
