New Girl
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He smells of strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse.
Nick
Do you have like a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa? Can he just have one of those?
Jess
Jess: You've always wanted a thing, so maybe this is your thing. The guy with no phone.
Nick: But who is that guy!?
Jess: I'll raise the money myself! I'll get a ragtag group of kids together. An orphan, a lost soul, a Jewish kid with a keyboard, a little slut who can dance, and one fatso!
Tanya: You already did that Jess. It was the spring musical, and it brought in literally $60.
I would have lasted two seconds in the court of the sun king. I think about that all the time.
Jess
You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost!
Winston
Schmidt: Do you think it's a superhero?
Nick: No, I think it's Jess and some weird guy.
It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness.
Nick
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!
Nick
Russell: When I was your age I had a skinny ponytail and I think I was living off of selling my own blood.
Nick: So what happened? You just woke up one day and had all this?
Russell: I realized I wanted to grow up, that's what happened.
Where are you guys? Could I have walked out to the mountains? When does a hill become a mountain? I'm so cold!
Nick
I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.
Nick
