Riverdale
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Nick: Has anyone put a hex on you? Damned your soul?
Betty: No. I was recently likened to the Harlot of Babylon.
Sabrina: Oh, yes, totally! Yeah, no, the Harlot wouldn’t technically be allowed into heaven. No.
Betty: Oh, okay, well that figures.
Sabrina: Anyone else here have an emotional connection with Archie that can lead him back to the mortal realm?
[Betty points to Veronica]
Veronica: Sure, yeah, kill me temporarily so I can visit my ex-boyfriend in heaven. Why not!
This is coo-coo bananas, but I’m also kinda feeling it. So, what do I do?
Cheryl
Don’t cry, not for me. What was that thing your aunties used to say? Witches don’t cry.
Nick
[“Nick” and Sabrina kiss]
Sabrina: I can’t promise you a happy ending. Once I find Jughead, great name by the way, I’ll explain what happened, but it’s up to him.
Veronica: Meaning?
Sabrina: The dead have to want to return. I can’t force them to come back.
If the citizens of Riverdale wish to stand united against me, then the price they will pay for their defiance will be truly biblical.
Percival Pickens
I’m nothing like you.
Betty
Fan: You’re my hero, Betty Cooper.
Betty: Hero?
Fan: You’re practically one of them.
Betty: What did you just say?!
Fan: I’d be honored to be your first official kill.
Charles: What about live entertainment? Have you booked an act yet?
Veronica: Yes, Kevin will be presenting a few musical numbers from the holy grail of serial killer musicals.
Charles: Sweeney Todd?!
Veronica: Alas, no. American Psycho.
Betty: The question is do you even want us to try?
Charles: The truth is that I’m terrified of dying, Betty. I’m afraid of where I might end up. For all of my sins.
Back in high school, you never saw Jones without his stupid beanie. He wore it every day, 24/7. He buried it in a time capsule, but I know exactly where there is.
Reggie
Heather: Tell me, Cheryl, how much do you know about turning unseeable?
Cheryl: Only from Harry Potter and The Wizards of Waverly Place that you need a special cloak.
Tabitha: Unions literally unite people, and united people are more difficult to control. And Percival, as we know, is all about control.
Cheryl: And tweed.