What I think is if you can't figure out how to have a simple date with a woman who's already agreed to go out with you, then maybe you don't deserve to go out with her in the first place. How's that for advice?

Donna

Cahill: What are you implying?
Harvey: I'm implying I don't know what you did, but Santa sure as hell didn't put that thing under your tree last night.

Donna: OK. Calm down.
Louis: No! I don't really want to calm down because all I can really think about is my wood!!!

Making Tara love my wood is the first step toward making her love me!

Louis

Louis: Donna, the kind of wood ya get, says everything you need to know about what kind of man you are. How hard or soft it is, how much it bends when you're workin' it...
Donna: I got the picture, Louis.

This is our house. What are you doing here?

Homeowner

Louis: Donna, I need you to help me feel my wood.
Donna: Oh, dear God.

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How do I tell a man he's going to die?

Rachel

I just thought showing Tara your wood wasn't the only way to show her what kind of man you are.

Donna

I don't take legal advice from a convict.

Sean

Oh, you gotta be shitting me.

Sean

Well, if it isn't my knight in shining armor.

Leonard

Suits Quotes

I care about Donna.

Harvey

Rachel: I just watched the man that I love go to prison so that none of you have to and it hasn't been five minutes and you're already ripping each other apart.
Harvey: Rachel.
Rachel: Let me finish. I thought I wanted to be alone tonight and then I realized that I didn't because I wanted to be with my family. If you can't keep it together tonight, of all nights, then as far as I'm concerned you can all rot in hell.