Dom: I don't think I can do this.
Morgan: Then quit. Tomorrow.

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• Added: April 09, 2024

It doesn't matter who saved him. Let's keep him saved.

Glassman

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• Added: April 09, 2024

Jordan: The driver. I know who he is. He just had a standard dose of morphine 30 minutes ago.
Woman: Can't you give him something more? He's in a lot of pain.
Jordan: A lot of people are in a lot of pain right now.

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• Added: April 09, 2024

Man: Maybe you should call your supervisor.
Dom: Maybe.

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• Added: April 09, 2024

Park: Springfest was ilke six blocks away from us. You were gonna take Eden.
Morgan: I know it's horrible, but these things don't happen often.
Park: Do they? Look at Asher.

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• Added: April 09, 2024

Asher was one of the most courageous people I knew. He had the courage to leave everyone he loved behind to be who he really was.

Jordan

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• Added: April 09, 2024

You're a Jew, Asher, whether you like it or not. Anti-semites won't give you a pass because you don't have a mezuzah on the door so you might as well get something positive out of it.

Rabbi

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• Added: April 02, 2024

Asher: Last weekend, I found a ring box.
Jordan: Isn't that what you want?
Asher: It is, but I'm just not comfortable with the antiquated ritual.
Jordan: Antiquated ritual? You're marrying the man you love, not sacrificing a goat.

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• Added: April 02, 2024

Shaun: Stop interrupting me.
Charlie: You were interrupting me.
Shaun: I am the attending. I have tried complimenting you but that didn't work and I have tried ignoring you but that didn't work either. However, I still have to teach you. Therefore you will go back to observing only. You will not bother me. You will not speak at all.

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• Added: April 02, 2024

Glassman: Hey. I'm guessing you're not okay with this.
Lim: You sleeping with my my mom? My dad did it for years and we got along fine.

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• Added: April 02, 2024

Charlie: I know that last time we worked together didn't go as well as it could have so I just want to say... at times like this I always quote Taylor Swift.
Shaun: Please don't.

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• Added: April 02, 2024

Shaun: I missed Steve too. And it's very difficult because when I'm away from you, I miss you, but when I'm away from him I miss him.
Lea: I know it's difficult. But more people to miss means more people to love.

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• Added: March 26, 2024