The Last Man on Earth
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I have a story about leaving a note. I was going to kill myself. I was going to drive into a rock. I don’t know why but I looked up and saw this plume of smoke and it was Carol. She saved me and the only reason that Carol showed up there was because of those signs. Those alive in Tucson signs. The signs that I was positive nobody would ever see.
Tandy Miller
I'm sorry you're sad. I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you. You're the only thing that matters to me in this world and I'm here for you.
Melissa
Carol Pilbasian: It scared the beetlejuice out of me and nobody say that again twice.
Tandy Miller: Beetlejuice?
Carol Pilbasian: Tandy! We have enough problems here without introducing a troublemaker from the spirit world.
Love can be a category five suck-icane.
Tandy Miller
Frozen pizza! Frozen frozen pizza!
Tandy Miller
My bizzle.
Tandy
We're not family. We're all just a bunch of people who happened to meet at the end of the world.
Gail Klosterman
Tandy, I usually have your back but today you've been a real pain in the front.
Carol Pilbasian
We have a gay population!
Tandy
He's a very fearful person... and he eats cat food.
Lewis
I call it cow-moo-flage.
Carol Pilbasian
Bunch, bunch, few, loaded. Got it.
Tandy Miller