-The Colonel is writing papers for money so he can buy a new suit for Sara's cotillion.

-The Weekday Warriors try to call a truce but lose a bet with the Colonel that Pudge wouldn't know the last words of any random president, so there is no truce.

-Lara flirts with Pudge.

-Mr. Hyde kicks Pudge out of class because he is distracted and Alaska sticks up for him and gets kicked out too.

-The Colonel, Takumi, and Alaska let Pudge in on their revenge plan.

-Sara finds out about Colonel selling papers.

-Sara tells the Colonel that Longwell is escorting her because he is a member of the country club, which you have to be to be an escort.

-Alaska is trying to hook Pudge up with Lara.

-The prank war has begun.

-The Weekday Warriors ruin the Colonel's suit for the cotillion.

-Alaska, Takumi, and Pudge decide to get revenge on the Weekday Warriors for what they did to the Colonel, going against his instructions.

-Alaska, Pudge, and Takumi infiltrate the cotillion.

-Their plan worked: They put laxatives in their protein powder and then put saran wrap over the toilet seats.

-Even though Longwell couldn't escort Sara, Sara's dad won't let the Colonel do it.

-The Colonel sets off the sprinklers at cotillion to help get Alaska, Takumi, and Pudge out without getting caught.

-The Eagle finds Pudge's keys and realizes he is involved in the prank war.

-The Eagle's wife is leaving him.

-The Eagle tries to get Pudge to sell out the other people involved in the pranks in exchange for getting a pass. Pudge won't budge and agrees to go in front of the student jury.

-The Weekday Warriors go to them again for a truce, and Alaska agrees to it.

-The jury sentence Pudge to two weeks of cafeteria clean up duty instead of expulsion.

-Alaska, Takumi, and the Colonel bribed the jury to get Pudge off.

-The Eagle caught Alaska with her alcohol on the first day of school.