Quotables from Week Ending Feb. 12, 2015
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We've pulled some of our favorite quotes of the week for the week ending February 12, 2015.
1. "It's your past, Tony. And it's a good one." NCIS
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Bishop: It's your past, Tony. And it's a good one. ~
Tony: I have a tricky relationship with the past. I can either bury it or fixate on it. Still working out the kinks. ~
Bishop: Well whatever happened in your past helped make you the awesome guy you are today.
2. "I want to be your wife Adam." Hawaii Five-0
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Kono: What matters is I love you, and I can't imagine my life without you. I want to be your wife Adam.
3. Deepening the Investigation - Downton Abbey
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Mable: Then why turn up looking like a cross between a Vogue fashion plate and a case of dynamite. ~
Mary: Well I can't make it too easy for him.
4. "I felt pretty lame not recognizing my own brother just because he's wearing a hood." Arrow
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Thea: You know, I've been wondering. How do you decide between the red hoodie and the one with the mask? ~
Roy: [chuckles] I'm glad you know. ~
Thea: I felt pretty lame not recognizing my own brother just because he's wearing a hood.
5. "Simpler times." The Simpsons
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Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom. ~
Homer: Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Homer: Simpler times.
6. "Whatever I am, you love me. And you always will." The Musketeers
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Milady: The truth is staring you in the face, and you can't even see it. ~
Athos: What truth? ~
Milady: Whatever I am, you love me. And you always will.
7. "Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you." Girls
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Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world. ~
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.
8. "Something's off." Cougar Town
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Ellie: Something's off. ~
Travis: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. ~
Ellie: No, but that's funny.
9. "You are like the queen of not helping!" Pretty Little Liars
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Aria: What do we do know? We just wait until A paints the town red in our DNA? ~
Hanna: One drop here, one spot there, and kaboom; we're all sharing a jail cell with Ali. ~
Spencer: You are like the queen of not helping!
10. "Give em hell, Harry." Person of Interest
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Reese: Give em hell, Harry.
Finch: Please don't call me that.
11. "I want Sigourney Weaver to choke me out with her thighs." Justified
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Tim: I want Sigourney Weaver to choke me out with her thighs.
12. "Family doesn't wait to be invited." The Mindy Project
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Peter: Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves.
13. "Sorry, it was kind of dark in here." Jane the Virgin
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Narrator: If a lightbulb could go on over Michael's head, it would.
[light on]
Nadine: Sorry, it was kind of dark in here.
14. "You don't have to hunt them anymore. You raise them, like livestock." Castle
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Castle: You don't have to hunt them anymore. You raise them, like livestock.
15. "Sometimes you have to spend money you don't have" Fresh Off the Boat
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Louis: Sometimes you have to spend money you don't have to make it seem like you have money that you don't spend.
16. "I can't have an international peace treaty..." Togetherness
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Brett: I can't have an international peace treaty about the state of my boner in the middle of making love.
17. "Touch me again and I'll end you." The 100
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Murphy: Touch me again and I'll end you. In a non-criminal way.
18. "I need you to get me a list of all the women that Howard has entertained in the last year." Marvel's Agent Carter
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Peggy: I need you to get me a list of all the women that Howard has entertained in the last year. ~
Jarvis: I'm not sure there's enough ink in all of New York to complete that request. ~
Peggy: Fine, just in the last six months then, is that possible? ~
Jarvis: Oh yes, I suggest we start with the Western Hemisphere. ~
Peggy: Oh please.
19. "Now I am in the car with patient zero." Suits
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Louis: They were infected with an infectious disease called Mike Ross. Now I am in the car with patient zero. ~
Mike: For your information, patient zero is the first person infected with the disease, not the disease itself.
20. "My date turned into a threeway with a madman." Eye Candy
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Connor: My date turned into a threeway with a madman.
21. "I just keep reminding myself it is just the mall." Criminal Minds
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Kate: I just keep reminding myself it is just the mall. ~
JJ: I don't think parents are ever ready for their kids to grow up. ~
Kate: It feels like yesterday she was in diapers. ~
JJ: Teenagers. I don't know how my mom survived. ~
Kate: Mine either.
22. "We'll just kill the Internet. Can we do that?" Supernatural
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Dean: We'll just kill the Internet. Can we do that?
23. "You have a 170 IQ, and you don't know how to operate a flashlight?" Scorpion
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Cabe: You have a 170 IQ, and you don't know how to operate a flashlight?
24. "You will be the death of me and I of you." Reign
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Conde: I hear you. I do. But of all the reasons you've expound of why we can't be together none are of the heart. I have to fight every instinct I have pulling me toward you. When I'm near you I am aware of every breath you take and when I am away even the wind in the trees reminds me of you. ~
Mary: You will be the death of me and I of you.
25. "It isn't my world. It's our world." Elementary
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Joan: I feel ... okay. I feel clear about something. Our work ... what we do ... it's not just a job now. It's who I am. I'm a detective. I'm ready to embrace that. I live in this world. Your world. And I probably will for the rest of my life. ~
Sherlock: It isn't my world. It's our world.
26. Adventures in Babysitting - Archer
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Slater: Hang on, go back. You speak Urdu? ~
Archer: Huh? Oh, no, no, just that one phrase ~
Farouk: The only phrase you know in Urdu is "No shit, you goat-raping pig devil"? ~
Archer: What?! I thought it meant "I'm sorry." Huh, probably why that night in a Karachi went from pretty bad to much worse. ~
Slater: I'm gonna stop you there. ~
Archer: Probably someone should. There's a baby.
27. "If you aren't willing to keep looking for light in the darkest of places" Grey's Anatomy
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Amelia: If you aren't willing to keep looking for light in the darkest of places without stopping even when it seems impossible, you will never succeed.
28. "Truth is I'm terrified." Nashville
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Deacon: I know I can fight this cancer, but I don't know if I can beat it. See the thing is, if I lose...uh there was a time when that wouldn't have mattered that much, but it does now. I got a daughter, and I got a niece, and I got...I got a lot of people I care about. They care about me, and when I think about not being there for them...You talk about feeling powerless. This is a powerlessness at a level that damn near overwhelms me. Truth is I'm terrified.