Learn to Be a Reality TV Star!

What, you think anyone can be a reality TV star? It takes a learned ability to pose in a bikini like Heidi Montag; or reject your suppos...
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Cheryl Burke Has Fun in Sun

Cheryl Burke Has Fun in Sun

When Cheryl Burke isn't Dancing with the Stars, she's cooling off on the beach. And looking hot while doing so! Here's a recent shot of...
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D-Listers Demand Reality Show

According to Variety, Fox Reality Channel is giving barely known sidekicks a chance to headline their own reality series. Gimme My Reali...
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Brooke White is a World Saver

Brooke White is a World Saver

How did you spend your summer vacation? For those that follow the lead of American Idol finalist Brooke White, the answer will involve g...
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Reality TV Quotes

I’m writing in the paper that Kingfisher is on the verge of bankruptcy … which it is. The next morning, I get slapped with two lawsuits from Natey Flint. He takes out a liable suit against the Sunrise Herald and a one-million-dollar liable suit against me.

Frank Kovick

Stacey: Do you know of any fires in this area?
Frank Kovick: There was one in ’41.
Stacey: There was one in ’41? Where?
Frank Kovick: In Sunrise.
Stacey: Sunrise…
Frank Kovick: It was huge, it destroyed most of the town.
Stacey: Really?!
Frank Kovick: Founders Day fire. They called it the “Miracle Fire” because nobody died.