Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXMeg Griffin Quotes
Meg: Trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.
Peter: You do? How?
Karen Griffin: I'm just joshing, kid. Auntie's not a biscuit bumper.
Meg: I'm not either.
Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls.
Random Party-Goer: You want to go upstairs?
Meg: Sure!
Random Party-Goer: Good. Go.
I've never even been in a picture before.
It's a living!
"My dad gave me a gun to hide."
"No one ever told me I mattered before."
"I cut your name into my arm so I can always remember you."
Meg: Dad, sometimes I wonder why you even had a family.
Peter: I don't know...I was dating your mother, I don't like the way condoms feel, next thing you know, I got a mortgage, a kid, and a crappy job at a toy factory.
Meg: In the last election, you voted for Mighty Mouse.
Peter: Time to put the might mouse in the White House.
Peter: I am going to the Clam and I am getting my booth back! And Meg, you're gay.
Meg: No, I'm not.
Peter: You like guys, right?
Meg: Yeah.
Peter: That's called being gay.