In a far less dungeon-y timeline, I’d definitely be asking you to throw me a baby shower.

Eliot: You OK?
Julia: Yeah, I just have a problem, and it’s getting worse.
Eliot: How’d you get so pregnant?
Julia: The usual way, except it’s Red Monkey month, so everything grows a lot faster.
Eliot: I guess congratulations.
Julia: Thanks, I think.
Eliot: Present deal aside, the whole circle of life of this is kinda very moving.
Julia: In a far less dungeon-y timeline, I’d definitely be asking you to throw me a baby shower right about now.
Eliot: I know a spell that makes sparkling cider get you hammered. Perfect loophole for this situation.


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The Magicians Season 5 Episode 9: "Cello Squirrel Daffodil"
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Fen: What happened to your eye?
Margo: I lent it to Josh.
Fen: What happened to his eye?
Margo: Nothing. He’s an idiot. He went back to worth Tick and Rafe before things go shit shaped.
Fen: OK, so why did you …
Margo: I’m worried, so I’m keeping an eye on him, OK.
Fen: Oh, it’s a pun. I get it because you gave him your eye.
Margo: Shut the fuck up Fen.

Margo: Jesus cock and balls, what’s keeping Julia now? We just murdered the god damn king back there; they should act like it.
Fen: Probably just Julia’s toe worms.

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