Now just remember two rules. One, stick to Springfield. If I cat...

(Homer decides to become a tow truck driver.)
Louie: Now just remember two rules. One, stick to Springfield. If I catch you on my turf, I'll rip off your head, vomit down your neck, pull out your heart, show it to your head, then shove 'em both down your neck hole, to which I previously alluded.
(Homer tries to jot everything down.)
Homer: (Mumbling) " which I previously alluded" Are there two "L's" in "alluded"?


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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 3: "Midnight Towboy"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 3 Quotes

Carl: It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park.
Lenny: Yeah. Without the crushing rule of law, society will do a better job of regulating itself.

When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be.

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