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Niki: Our past business doesn't color our present, Charlie.
Charlie: Coming down here is me being courteous ... respectful. Don't give me a reason not to be.
Nikki: Due respect. I am sorry you wasted your time. We are MPU and we are finding this missing person.
Nikki: There's just some things you don't know.
Mike: What are you talking about?
Nikki: I'm a woman of color in a male-dominated profession. No one was looking after me, so I looked out for myself.
Kemi: You're not going to find anything. OK, one of my previous existences involved a very physically gratifying relationship with one of the founding fathers. Fix your face; it happened.
Helen: Sounds cool. What does she mean?
Jay: She played Hide the Pickle with Ben Franklin in a past life.
Kemi: Are you calling my past lives a mental condition?
Helen: That sounded bad.
Kemi: A little bit. Here's a tip: most people wait at least a week before they call me crazy.
Mike: Charlie McGannon, you know anything about their arrangement?
Jay: Let me ask you a question, are you mad that she has a mob connection or that you didn't know about it?
Mike: Can I say both?
Jay: Yeah, let me give you some advice; Nikki can handle herself; don't try to white knight her.
Mike: White?
Jay: Everything's not about race.
Mike: I'm just saying, white knight is good, black knight is bad, can a brotha save the day?
Helen: A gift for our team in the court, from the case files I've read, like the yin and yang represent the inseparable contradictory.
Jason: That's good. That's appropriate, too; One's white and one is black.
Helen: Oh, I didn't mean...
Hollis: You follow football, Nikki?
Nikki: It's Philly, do you have a choice?
Hollis: An individual can make a difference, but a team can make a miracle.
Nikki: Fly, Eagles fly.
Oh, wait, Jason Grant, right? All temper, no finesse. Apparently couldn't even get his own son back.
Moritz
Nikki: Tell me we're going to be okay here.
Mike: we're going to be okay.
Both of you just promise me you're using protection.
Nikki [to Jason and Sid]
Hollis: MPU's closure rate is truly excellent. Truly stellar. But the Jason Grant situation, I know, you two have history, but he's a lawsuit waiting to happen, shooting at parked cars, turning the video off during interrogation.
Nikki: Detective Grant is also the best cop in Philly; my team all of us we focus on getting the job done.
Hollis: You want to explain how eggs play into that?
Nikki: One of my people is a shaman.
Hollis: One of my dogs likes to eat its own crap if I let him, but I don't because I know better. The thing is, you tick all my boxes, Nikki. I have many, so if you're not quite in control of your team, we'll get you there. Don't worry; I'm a world-class expert in making problems go away.
Nikki: You never mentioned Wayne is a woman.
Wayne: My parents had a sense of humor.
