Community Season 3 Episode 22: "Introduction to Finality" Quotes
I made a new rule that the air conditioning school has to act like a real school. I can do that because I'm their Messiah.
Troy
You were like a white Blair Underwood.
Shirley
Don't use gay as a derogatory term. Boo-yeah! Good person.
Pierce
Helping only ourselves is bad and helping each other is good.
Jeff
Britta: Everything is terrible.
Annie: Have you been watching Dance Moms again?
You're VH1, Robocop 2 and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi.
Evil Abed
You fix not only air conditioners. But the men who fix them.
Vice Dean Laybourne
Abed: I'm reading the novelization of The Chronicles of Riddick.
Evil Abed: Can you really say that's a saner decision?
Britta: Shut up, Leonard. I know about your crooked wang.
Leonard: No such thing as bad press.
