Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 2: "Britney/Brittany" Quotes
It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel's hair*
Hey dwarf, anyone ever tell you that you dress like one of the bait girls on To Catch A Predator?
Santana [to Rachel]
Carl: I'm gonna put you under a little general anesthesia. You won't feel a thing.
Brittany: Like roofies?
Carl: Yea, totally.
I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.
Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay.
Santana
Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.
Sue
Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.
You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.
Sue
It's a Britney Spears sex riot!
Sue
Students that ate the ravioli today and are not up to date on their tetanus shot should see the school nurse immediately.
Figgins
You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.
Emma
The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we're both losers.
Rachel