Everyone in that room is my family. And I didn't want the last thing you guys heard from me is some snarky comment about how I never get solos.

Tina

• Permalink: Everyone in that room is my family. And I didn't want the last t...
• Added: April 11, 2013

At the risk of stepping out of character, I brought donuts to calm everyone's frayed nerves.

Sue

• Permalink: At the risk of stepping out of character, I brought donuts to ca...
• Added: April 11, 2013

[to Will] I have punched a charging hippo square in the face and not been as scared as I am right now.

Coach Beiste

• Permalink: I have punched a charging hippo square in the face and not been ...
• Added: April 11, 2013

And hey, why worry about carbs when we're all gonna die anyway?

Will

• Permalink: And hey, why worry about carbs when we're all gonna die anyway?
• Added: April 11, 2013

Sam, despite your outlandishly low test scores, you're a genius.

Brittany

• Permalink: Sam, despite your outlandishly low test scores, you're a genius.
• Added: April 11, 2013

I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar has chosen to end the world this way instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs which was a global yeast infection.

Brittany

• Permalink: I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar has chosen to e...
• Added: April 11, 2013