Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 12: "Silly Love Songs" Quotes
I've cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The second time I got mono.
Quinn
Holy Sweet Hell! They're fooling around! I KNOW what cheating looks like, I do it all the time.
Santana
The only job you are going to have is working on a pole!
Rachel [to Santana]
Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.
I’ve had mono so many times I’ve turned into stereo.
Santana
Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!
Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.
Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful.
Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.
Santana
If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50 percent discount.
Blaine
I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb.
Sam
I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.
Lauren