Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 5 Quotes
Trust is a choice.
Kurt
Cert. I'm Cert, like the breath mint.
Kurt
I don't know if it's all the bird talk...but I'm getting a little turned on.
Blaine
I'm sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?
Blaine
The armrests are the sweetest meat.
Brittany
I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!
Brittany
If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.
Sam
My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.
Sam
Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!
Santana
I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.
Santana
Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?
Santana
At least you were wearing underwear.
Santana