Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" Quotes
Vanya: I couldn't help but notice you. I am Prince Alexei, from Belarus.
Georgina: Nice to meet you, Prince.
Vanya: I am flying back to my home country to celebrate my new oil pipeline. Any chance you want to join?
Georgina: You know I'm pretty much over college, and who am I to say no to a prince?
Nate: I just talked to Blair. You used me to get to Carter?
Bree: Yeah. I guess I did. I'm a Buckley. As much as I like you, that's always going to come first. It's in my blood. It's Texas. If it means anything, I'm sorry.
Nate: No. It doesn't. So please leave.
Scott: Sorry for not telling you who I was.
Dan: I should have guessed. No one under 40 has ever shown that much interest in Lincoln Hawk.
By the power vested in me by some sketchy service on the Internet, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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Rufus: What Scott saw was you grasping at anything you can to push me away.
Lily: That's not true.
You're scared because you're in love with me like you've never been in love with any of your husbands. Because unlike a Bart Bass someone like me can actually break your heart. And I know because right now you're breaking mine.
Carter: Are you okay?
Serena: Please, just leave. Okay, I need some time.
Carter: Serena, I told you what I told you because it's not the same with you. I really do care about you Serena. So much.
Ah, the wedding march. Here comes ... the awkward pause!
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Lily: What, you know him?
Rufus: Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Georgina: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
Lily: I can't write my vows. How can I when we don't agree on how to raise our children, we can't agree on anything.
Rufus: What happened to taking a leap?
Lily: But the stakes are too high!
Serena: You okay?
Carter: No. And you may not be either once you hear what I have to say.
Carter: A few months before we left to search for your dad, I ran up some gambling debt. I owed a lot of money to some scary people. I met this woman, Beth. She was kind, shy. She fell in love with me, and I saw an opportunity.
Serena: She had money?
Carter: Her family did. I knew they'd take care of my debts if they knew I was about to be one of them, so, I proposed. The wedding was all set. She had the dress, flowers ... I nearly went through with it, but I didn't love her.
Serena: So what, you just disappeared?
Carter: It's the worst thing I've ever done.