How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 16: "Cupcake" Quotes
Here's a professional tip, if it's still runny, it's not a cupcake, it's a beverage
Victoria
Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.
Robin: Oh great that answers all of the questions I didn't ask
Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dresses
Robin
Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night
Lily [trying on wedding dresses]
Lily [about a wedding dress she just found]: Okay, okay, how much is it on a scale from "never" to "never ever"?
Robin: Never ever, ever ever ever times infinity
Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college
Ted
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