Oh, take your finger out of your mouth, sweetie, that's full of herpes.

Liv

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• Added: October 20, 2015

Okay, you've literally forgotten the meaning of the word 'literally.'

Ravi

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• Added: October 20, 2015

The color is called 'sorry Beyonce' and I might be in love with it.

Liv

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• Added: October 20, 2015

Your work, distasteful as you find it, saves lives.

Gilda

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• Added: October 20, 2015

If only contract killers filed W-4s.

Ravi

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• Added: October 20, 2015