Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Quotes
Dr. Price: We amputated your mother's leg, but she's taken a turn for the worse. Sorry to have to tell you this, but she's now on life support.
Petra: I told you before, you can pull the plug.
Dr. Price: Actually, you need to put that in writing.
Petra: I did put it in writing.
Dr. Price: A text with a plug emoji and a thumbs up doesn't count. You need to do it in person.
Petra: Fine.
Jane: And real quick, it's okay that I told him that I was your nanny because I was using his bias against him. So it was subversive. Huh? Do you know what that means?
Anna and Ella: Of course we do. We're not idiots.
All of these boundaries and rules make them feel safe and loved. Because if they don't, they get manipulative and start to lie. And their therapist said we need to nip that behavior in the bud.
Petra
Jane: So, yes. I'll give you my eggs.
Lina: Wow, thanks so, so much, but actually, I don't want them.
Jane: What? Why not? I mean, they're really great eggs. I got pregnant literally the first time sperm even touched one.
Mateo: I love your eggs, Mommy. I want more.
Narrator: Looks like everyone wants Jane's eggs these days.
Mateo: But not the Lina eggs, the scrambled ones.
Apparently, I'm the problem. Something's not working. Anyway, turns out, I could have been way sluttier in high school.
Lina
Since this is my second wedding, I was thinking I could go a little non-traditional. But not too non-traditional, I don't want to scare my Abuela.
Rafael: Please, I don't have anyone else on my side. You have your mom, and your grandma, and your dad, I used to have Luisa but not anymore. I know what it's like to feel abandoned, and through it all, Petra has been a constant in my life for better or worse. I really want her by my side for this.
Jane: Ugh, ok, fine.
Petra; So, it's settled. I'll be Rafael's best man.
And maybe it'll take time for you to trust this, but I want you to know that I want to marry you and spend my life with you because I chose you Rafael, and I will keep choosing you every single day for the rest of our lives. I'm serious. If you ever try to leave me, I'm going with you.
And now, because of you, I have to get married looking like Quasimoto.
Jorge: So, what's the rush?
Mateo: So Michael doesn't come back and take mommy away again.
Narrator: Jeez kid, way to kill the mood.
Rogelio: So, then why have you been acting weird?
Xo: You said you'd respect my privacy.
Rogelio: No, Alba said she would. I have no respect for your privacy. I need to know.
