That's the funny thing about marriage, you fall in love with this extraordinary person and over time they begin to seem ordinary. I think it's all the nagging.

Phil

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I am very angry at you and I'm going to make a list of all the things I'm going to scream at you as soon as this baby's out of me.

Gloria

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How're you gonna cheerlead your way out of this one Buffy?

Mitchell

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Yeah I was pretty ticked off that Mitchell double crossed my double cross.

Phil

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In this relationship I'm the gas pedal and you are the brakes.

Cam [to Mitchell]

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Cam: Okay what did we learn from "A League of Their Own?"
Claire: No crying in baseball.
Cam: No, that Madonna's a lousy actress and so are you. So what's going on?

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Papa would buy ten diamond rings to get that mockingbird to shut up.

Jay

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There's something about going to work that makes you feel like, I don't know, you're worth something. No offense mom.

Haley

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His turn offs are farms, Fizbo, and worst of all Farmbo.

Claire [about Mitchell]

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