I'm kind of in a delicate spot stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.

Phil

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Being a realtor man means working on sundays. Like priests and Lesley Stahl.

Phil

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Ok keep in mind, I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? Because I can lower the hem.

Manny

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Earl: I banged your ex wife!
Jay: If you banged Dede, I DO owe you an apology!

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• Added: October 22, 2014

That's right, my boy's datin' her. He's datin' her real good.

Jay

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Oh relax, I'm sure you guys will find a couple that wants to get with you.

Haley

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.

Phil

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• Added: October 22, 2014