NCIS: Los Angeles
Sundays 9:00 PM on CBSNCIS: Los Angeles Season 3 Quotes
Wifey? Light of my life? Sugarbear?
Deeks
Deeks: Really? Bra holster?
Kensi: Really? Furry handcuffs?
Deeks: Little gift from our friends.
It's Rob and Bob. I should have known. Their macaroons sucked, no way they are gay.
Deeks
Aunt Hetty definitely warned me about her.
Deeks
Kensi: And, take that off.
Deeks: All right.
Kensi: (gasps) Oh, my God, not your pants.
Deeks: What? Oh, my bad. Thought you wanted me to take my pants off.
Kensi: I can't believe you just did that.
Kensi: Is that a fanny pack?
Deeks: No, it's a bro-sack.
You got techno blaring, there's blood running throughout the entire house. It's like an episode of Dexter in here.
Deeks
I don't think my soul mate is a mouse click away.
Callen
Baked cookies my ass!
Deeks
Don't you have a jacket or something? I don't need the whole neighborhood checking out my wife.
Deeks
Callen: Now, we know where to go if we need a Deeks replacement.
Sam: Can't we just get one from the pound like last time?
I'm not scared of Hetty.
Danny