NCIS
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The burden of genius.
Jessica [to McGee]
Parker: Fathers and sons.
McGee: Fathers and sons.
McGee: Curtis? You OK?
Curtis: I will be after three more minutes of Vitamin D.
McGee: Got the basement blues?
Curtis: Working in a room with no widows puts you in a dark place.
Parker: You think trying to gaslight a decorated Navy pilot makes you the good guy here?
Ives: Oh, grow up. The Air Force does that every other week when they have an unauthorized sighting.
Jessica; You want to have an '80s-theme party? You? Nick Torres?
Nick: Not really. But Dr. Grace thought it would be a good idea.
Jessica: She trying to drum up more business? Because I'm definitely going to need some therapy after seeing DIrector Vance in a high-top fade.
Vance: Hey! I look good with a high-top fade.
Parker: Show of hands. Who thinks it's aliens?
Nick: Does it count if I just hope it's aliens? "Cocoon" is my favorite movie.
McGee: Boy, it would be cool if it were aliens, right?
Palmer: Beyond cool.
Jessica: I don't think they're going to be too eager to talk to us.
McGee: Yeah, we're the men in black.
Parker: That's kinda awesome.
McGee: I know, right?
Jessica: My sister and I did a DNA test over Christmas. No surprises there. Just plain old Chinese and Dutch. So boring.
Nick: You're not boring. And neither are you. Check those results, man.
McGee: All right. I'll check.
Feng: I'll take the lead in Interrogation.
Jessica: Yeah, right. On my six.
Jessica: Who is this guy?
Feng: Someone who really didn't want to talk.
Feng: I did what I thought was best.
Jessica: For who?
