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I was wrong. They smell fear.
Beekeeper
Jimmy: I'm actually in it for the honey. I love that stuff. I put it on everything.
Jessica: Yeah, it's a problem.
So how does a guy die twice?
Parker
Tread lightly, my friend. My couch is always available.
Parker [to McGee]
Nick: Just promise me you're not going to wear a cowboy hat.
Jessica: I promise nothing.
Nick: What do you say we hightail it into town and rustle up some grub?
Jessica: Ooh. Look at you with the cowboy expressions.
McGee: I get the paper delivered every morning.
Jessica: That's so analog of you.
McGee: So even after being kidnapped, [Harper] was trying to save someone's life.
Kasie: Yeah. And apparently he got killed for it.
Jim: They told me they would kill me if I talked. So please don't tell anyone.
McGee: How can we tell anyone? We don't even know your last name.
Parker: What would have happened if [Harper] attempted surgery in his condition?
Carrie: Let me put in this way. I wouldn't trust him to cut my steak.
Sloan: Next time I scream for help, bring a gun, not a stethoscope.
Parker: In case you hadn't noticed, there were three of them and one of me. So if I came out shooting, guess who gets caught in the crossfire?
My life is in your hands and your lives are in mine.
Savina [to Parker and Logan]
