Scandal
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCScandal Season 3 Episode 1: "It's Handled" Quotes
The upsetting thing about being as educated as I am and as intelligent as I am is that being the First Lady is profoundly boring.
Mellie
Look, it's not too late to pull back. Couldn't we just kill another intern? It wouldn't be that hard. A bad one. The worst one.
Quinn
Mellie: They want to go public.
Cyrus: Aren't you part of 'they' now? One-third of some secret, unholy political trinity.
Mellie: That is not you cheating on me. That is you...
Fitz: That is me being in love with another woman.
Mellie, I know the situation is difficult, I do. And I'm so, so sorry. But we have a job to do here, and in order for me to do my part effectively, I'm going to need you to refrain from referring to me as a whore. At least in front of my face. Alright?
Olivia
Olivia: You shouldn't be here?
David: Why? Because I'm the US Attorney for the District of Columbia and may be asked to investigate the President's affair with you? I left that hat at the door.
[to Olivia] I am a monster, but honey, I am your monster.
Cyrus