Patty: Elvis Stojko is so handsome!
Selma: He can grease up my skates anytime!
Moe: Don't you hags know that all male figure skaters are twinkly in the lutz?
Elvis Stojko: That's a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver.
Moe: Made up girlfriend, made up city!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: Why did you let that loser into our home?
Marge: I'll tell you why--Christian charity.
Homer: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?

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• Added: December 22, 2010

I'm so sick of Gil, he ruins my Thanksgiving, uses my leg razor to peel his carrots

Marge

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Marge, admit it. You just can't say no to anyone. That's why you have three kids.

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Gil: Aw, come on, you can't say no to Gil.
Marge: (Loudly) NO!!!!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(Gil is eating chocolates from a heart-shaped box)
Gil: Hey Homer, it's Valentine's Day, what are you getting the misses?
Homer: (angrily) A heart-shaped box of chocolates!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: Give back that Holiday cheer, you bastard!
The Grumple: Never!

• Permalink: Give back that Holiday cheer, you bastard! Never!
• Added: December 22, 2010