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Thursdays on NetflixYOU Season 3 Episode 1: "And They Lived Happily Ever After" Quotes
Joe Voiceover: I never thought to wonder what happens after boy met girl because we know. "And they live happily ever after." Fade to black. Roll credits. I should've asked more questions because I've been in some harrowing situations in my life, but this, I could really use a map. But I forged my way in the dark before, I can do it now. I have to. To protect our daughter.
Doctor: Congratulations, dad. It's a boy.
Joe: It's a boy?
Joe Voiceover: I'm fucked, and so is he.
Me, a boy, and his mom, who is usually great but occasionally murders people with her bare hands. What could go wrong?
Joe Voiceover
Joe Voiceover: Why does my own child not like me?
Love: You know, babies can tell when you're not in it, Joe.
Natalie: Hey, neighbor. Want a drink?
Joe: How'd you get my number?
Natalie: My husband works in tech.
Joe: So not at all invasive tech?
Fun fact. Sherry had to post an apology video in August 2020 when it was revealed that she had a massive party while the rest of us were home clutching hand sanitizer. Rumor was, the whole neighborhood got their hands on a secret vaccine manufactured for the queen of England and thus were immune to COVID. I don't believe in conspiracies except when they're about the unfair advantages of the rich. Those are true, trust me, I married a Quinn.
Joe Voiceover
We as a species deserve to go extinct.
Joe
We both have done bad things. I wanted to move here so that we could start new, be safe, and never do anything bad again.
Love
Happily ever after looks a lot different than I thought, and a family, the reality of one, might not be for everyone, but it's all I ever wanted, so I'm going to make this work no matter what it takes. Goodbye, you.
Joe
Joe: Hey, Love, what's wrong?
Love: Um, Joe?
Joe: What's wrong?
Love: I think we need to go to couple's therapy.
