Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.

Ron: There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.


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Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 17: "Partridge"
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Parks and Recreation
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