Amir: Nash.
Romero: You know Bobby?
Amir: No, no. But I’d like to.

Sue: Runaway bride?
Hen: Runaway groom.

Maddie: Marrying me is stressing him out.
Hen: Wrong. It's the one thing he didn't stress about at all.
Maddie: Maybe I got too caught up in the dream wedding. I was so excited about marrying him.
Hen: Listen, the only thing I'm sure about right now is that he couldn't wait to marry you.

Eddie: I didn't know you could bring a date to a bachelor party.
Tommy: Hey, I knew Chimney before he was Chimney.
Buck: Yeah. Also, he's not officially my date until the wedding tomorrow. Tonight is about Chimney.
Eddie: But his wedding is about you?

Chimney: I was trying to get back to you the whole time. To the both of you.
Maddie: We always find our way back to each other somehow.

Hen: It's not that hard, Chim. If you don't want a bachelor party, just tell him.
Chimney: Telling Buck no is like telling a dog not to hump your leg.

Buck: It's locked. You got a key?
Eddie: We don't need a key. We're firefighters.

Hen: Maura wasn’t just watching us sleep. She was afraid we weren’t gonna wake up.
Karen: She was trying to protect us.

Eddie: Well, you know what I think. You should call him.
Buck: Really?
Eddie: Heck yeah. He doesn’t know that you’re an idiot. Once he gets to know you and knows that you’re an idiot, he’ll love you. Like we all do.
Buck: What if he says no?
Eddie: Then he’s an idiot. Don’t walk away from something before you even know what it is.
Buck: That sounds like some good advice.

Jerry: It’s not me!
Eddie: It’s me!

Buck: Okay, listen. This is my first date with a dude. But I’m not weirded out, you know? I mean, I’m an ally. Every pride month, I put a rainbow on my Instagram, you know!
Tommy: Oh, that’s good. I guess it’s just me that makes you nervous.

Eddie: I guess you can never have enough closet space.
Tommy: Ain’t that the truth. Right, Evan?

9-1-1 Quotes

Maddie: I guess I just want my little girl to have a normal family. You know, uncles and grandparents that she might actually know.
Buck: Well then maybe you shoulda got knocked up by a guy who has one of those.

Eddie: You're a badass under pressure, brother.
Buck: Me?
Eddie: Hell yeah. You can have my back any day.
Buck: Yeah. Or, you know, you could have mine.
Eddie: Deal.