Betty: The question is do you even want us to try?
Charles: The truth is that I’m terrified of dying, Betty. I’m afraid of where I might end up. For all of my sins.

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Back in high school, you never saw Jones without his stupid beanie. He wore it every day, 24/7. He buried it in a time capsule, but I know exactly where there is.

Reggie

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Heather: Tell me, Cheryl, how much do you know about turning unseeable?
Cheryl: Only from Harry Potter and The Wizards of Waverly Place that you need a special cloak.

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Tabitha: Unions literally unite people, and united people are more difficult to control. And Percival, as we know, is all about control.
Cheryl: And tweed.

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