The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 4 Episode 3: "Sober Sex, Plastic Silverware, and Losing My Religion" Quotes
Becky: I had sober sex with Mikey.
Darlene: Wow. When you make amends you don't go halfway.
Darlene: I just want you to know that this all started because you're so great. My Mom's gone and I just wanted to get closer so we could talk about stuff. I have so much toxic baggage to share with you.
Louise: And I can't wait to hear all your toxic baggage and to share all my toxic baggage with you.
Darlene: There's nothing to talk about. I was just trying to help you but you were so offended by the thought of vegan Ethiopian food or a black wedding dress. I would have loved to have that at my wedding.
Dan: But it's not your wedding.
Darlene: I know that, Dad.
Dan: Do you, sweetie?
Darlene: What we do have to get you is a great wedding dress. You know, I said if I ever got married again I would wear black. You are so rock 'n roll. You just have to do that.
Louise: Well, you know, here's the thing. I already got the dress and I decided to go a little more Here Comes the Bride and a little less Don't Fear the Reaper.
Pastor Phil: I never had a runner before. I made it work for me. When you left I told the congregation that when you came in you weren't able to walk, so Hallelujah!
Darlene: The real miracle is that you got me into church at all. I hope they got you like a Red Robin gift card or something for that.
When you were little it was so cute when you fought. Now it's just two bitter old spinsters going at it.
