I have a big family and lots of friends. The only difference is I don’t live with them all.

Louise

Darlene: Alright. I’ll give it a shot. I can’t feel any worse than I do…
Jackie: Oh, no, no, no, you can feel way worse. Sometimes you think this is the bottom, but this is just a trap door to the next layer of hell.

Oh, you're Ben. You don't look like an uptight buzzkill at all. You look more like a hipster werewolf sort of guy.

Jeff

It’s always hard when your menopausal kid moves out for the fourth or fifth time.

Dan

Dan: The best thing you can do is give him the space he asked for.
Darlene: Oh, yeah, I’m done with that. No good ever came from a man thinking too long.

The Conners Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

It’s always hard when your menopausal kid moves out for the fourth or fifth time.

Dan

Dan: The best thing you can do is give him the space he asked for.
Darlene: Oh, yeah, I’m done with that. No good ever came from a man thinking too long.