First we find out Grandpa used to smoke pot, then we learn that he went around naked on the beach with Grandma.

Danny

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Baker: Despite our best efforts, the dam has broke.
Frank: Do I want to know what the headlines say?
Baker: I think Stop and Ffrisky wins the day.

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Baez: Were the witnesses lying or just racist?
Danny: Probably neither. Some did misidentify the race, but I think people filled in the blanks when it came to the face.
Baez: People do go off half-cocked these days.
Danny: The problem is, if we get it wrong they're going to go off half-cocked on us.

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Cops have been fired for being nude in magazines before. Hell, they've even been fired for dancing on tables on Tock-Tick.

Sid

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Brr. It's too cold. Don't you miss you were a detective in the early 1900s who investigated murders in a warm mansion by a crackling fire with ten suspects lined up?

Danny

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