Stabler: There was a couple on the street where the car blew up, taking selfies.
Other cop: Do you know what time it is?
Stabler: No. I wasn't paying attention. But I need that photo.
Other cop: Next time, pay attention. We'll discuss this later today.

Jack: You are the one who is pregnant. It's your body and your decision.
Gwen: But Abigail seems to think it's her decision.

John: Ever since Stefano got ahold of me and trained me to be the Pawn, I knew I was capable of murder. I'd learned to control it but with this aneurysm... I could be a danger to everybody I love. Even you.
Marlena: You would never -
John: I need to know if I'm a murderer or not.

Sami: Susan Banks saw us.
Lucas: Susan Banks? You got this, Sami. Going up against her is like Voldemort going against Bugs Bunny.

So let me get this straight. She stole a gun, went up to Charlie's apartment, and then left the gun there. And you believe her because her Mommy and Daddy said so.

Trask

Richie: Why'd you sell me out like that?
Wheatley: Saved your ass.

I know it's a small town, but I haven't arrested everybody.

Virginia Police Chief

Wheatley: Whatever you want to do to offset our losses, I don't care. This is our future.
[Stabler cuts the cables]
Stabler: Actually, this is the future. We're closing this down.

Wheatley: What are you doing here?
Angie: Books. That time of year. I could have done it at my place but it isn't as secure as your digital fortress.
Wheatley: No, go ahead. Mi casa es su casa.
Angie: Should have asked for it in the divorce.

Elliot: Putting the squeeze on Wheatley?
Bell: Yeah, payback for your face.

Kathleen: You need help. Get on medication.
Stabler: I'm not taking any drugs.
Kathleen: Why? Cause you're not bipolar like me and Grandma?
Stabler: No. Cause in my job, if they think you need meds, they take your badge.
Kathleen: I'm sure it's not like that anymore.

Eli: It was just a fight over a parking space.
Kathleen: Are we supposed to believe that?
Eli: It doesn't matter what you believe. I'm not leaving Dad when he needs me.

Law & Order: Organized Crime Season 1 Quotes

Mob Boss: Why am I here?
Stabler: You know why I'm dressed like this? I just buried my wife.

Criminal: Say I was able to get a message to Mrs. Sinatra. What would I tell her?
Stabler: What happened in Puglisia didn't stay in Puglisia