Bell: You're getting the Combat Cross.
Stabler: I don't want it.
Bell: Doesn't matter if you want it or not. It's happening. Look, it'll be a small ceremony.
Stabler: Me, my family, and my father's ghost.
Bell: Whether your father's ghost is invited is up to you.

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Donnelly: Let me ask you something, Stabler. Why?
Stabler: I had to. I took an oath.
Donnelly: I took an oath too.
Stabler: No, you took two. One the day you became a cop and one the day you stopped being one.

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Bell: Track him.
Jet: That blue blip will not leave my sight.

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Donnelly: Stabler's undercover. He's been investigating the Brotherhood for the IAB and OC.
Other Cop: What?
Donnelly: Lying prick's gonna burn us all.
Cop: So what do we do about it?
Donnelly; We do what we always do with a rat. Exterminate him.

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• Added: May 19, 2022

Gus: I've never filed serial numbers off guns.
Stabler: I saw you do it, Gus.
Gus: Then you've either got a bad memory or you're a liar.

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• Added: May 19, 2022

Kathleen: Grandma, be careful. Oh, there's broken glass.
Bernie: I know there's broken glass. You think I can't see there's broken glass?
Eli: Come on, Grandma, let's get you to the couch.
Bernie: Oh, why don't you wrap me in bubble wrap and drop me off at the antique store?

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• Added: May 12, 2022

Jet: I have something you want to hear.
Stabler: What's that?
Jet: Your hit man's no man. He is a she. She's a woman.

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Stabler: Hey, what was that in there?
Donnelly: I gave you the keys to the family car. Don't wrap it around a utility pole

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• Added: May 12, 2022

Stabler: Call it off. You kill a cop, everything you've been building goes right down the toilet.
Webb: Toliet, huh? I was born knee high in a sewer.

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• Added: May 12, 2022

Webb: Stabler, you are either suicidal, out of your mind, or both.
Stabler: I had a little problem outside my house last night.
Webb: Maybe you need to move to a better neighborhood.

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• Added: May 12, 2022

Donnelly: What would you have done if it was me?
Staber: Shoot you in the head?

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Stabler: These bullets are 40 years old.
Jet: Wow. They are incredibly well preserved.
Stabler: The tree bark was thick. Anyway, you said you had a friend in ballistics?
Jet: What do you want to know?
Stabler: The gun it came from. So can you help me?
Jet: She is the me of bullets and ballistics, so I'll see what I can do.

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• Added: May 12, 2022