I thought it was a charity event for the need, it turns out it was a charity event FOR the needy!

Cam

• Permalink: I thought it was a charity event for the need, it turns out it was a charity event FOR the...
• Added: December 11, 2013

Alex: Am I just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me?
Haley: Hey mom found somebody!

• Permalink: Hey mom found somebody!
• Added: December 11, 2013

5 oclock Christmas Eve and I have to find a dozen perfect presents for the world’s snarkiest, cattiest men. My dear, dear friends.

Mitchell

• Permalink: 5 oclock Christmas Eve and I have to find a dozen perfect presents for the world’s snarkiest,...
• Added: December 11, 2013

Dad I was with you on the tight rope, I was your wingman at the wing eating competition, but I’m not feeling this one. You’re missing Christmas Eve.

Luke

• Permalink: Dad I was with you on the tight rope, I was your wingman at the wing eating competition, but...
• Added: December 11, 2013

Just when I’m so close to the Canadian border I can smell the bacon and reasonably priced medications.

Phil

• Permalink: Just when I’m so close to the Canadian border I can smell the bacon and reasonably priced...
• Added: December 11, 2013

Jay: Trees are like women, the best ones make you work just a little bit harder.
Manny: She’s just not that into you.

• Permalink: She’s just not that into you.
• Added: December 11, 2013

You know what they say, houseguests start to stink after 3 days like dead bodies.

Gloria

• Permalink: You know what they say, houseguests start to stink after 3 days like dead bodies.
• Added: December 11, 2013

When I wake up in my own room tomorrow I’ll be giving thanks for my independence and isn’t that what Christmas is all about?

Haley

• Permalink: When I wake up in my own room tomorrow I’ll be giving thanks for my independence and isn’t...
• Added: December 11, 2013

This body doesn’t just happen ladies.

Phil

• Permalink: This body doesn’t just happen ladies.
• Added: December 11, 2013