The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 12: "The Holiday Summation" Quotes
Now while you scold us, I'm going to get a knife and fork. Joe may be sloppy, but Sheldon's not.
Sheldon
I don't know. I am her precious little boy, and you did take my flower.
Sheldon
It was fine, other than the weird tasting juice Amy gave me. I slept the whole way.
Sheldon
Good Lord, is that mistletoe? Do you maniacs not own a calendar?
Sheldon
Oh you know, the Lone Star state, that should be its yelp rating.
Sheldon
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